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Funny Candle – I’m the Only Normal One | Snarky Gift for Friends & Family

Funny Candle – I’m the Only Normal One | Snarky Gift for Friends & Family

Regular price $24.99 USD
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Scent

 

Smells like emotional stability and just the right amount of sass.

This 9 oz candle is for the friend who keeps it together while everyone else falls apart. Gift it to your therapist, your favorite sibling, or yourself—because being normal is exhausting. Comes in 3 bold scents to match your energy.

Scent Options:

  • Cinnamon Chai – Spiced, bold, and fully done with your drama
  • Lavender – Calm, collected, and definitely not spiraling anymore
  • Blackberry Vanilla – Sweet, savage, and healing… but only because we had no choice

Details:

• 9 oz coconut-apricot wax blend

• Burn time: 45–50 hours

• Amber glass jar with gold lid

• Hand-poured in the USA

• Clean burn | Big mood | Zero people-pleasing

Gifting tip: Pair with wine, a journal, and absolutely no apologies.

Note: Scent availability may vary depending on supplier stock. If your selected option is temporarily unavailable, we’ll notify you promptly with options or a full refund.

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Buy 4 or more and get FREE shipping — because your sass deserves to ship for free.

(Offer applies to 9 oz giftable candles only.)

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