Heartwoven Gifts
Funny Candle – I’m the Only Normal One | Snarky Gift for Friends & Family
Funny Candle – I’m the Only Normal One | Snarky Gift for Friends & Family
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Smells like emotional stability and just the right amount of sass.
This 9 oz candle is for the friend who keeps it together while everyone else falls apart. Gift it to your therapist, your favorite sibling, or yourself—because being normal is exhausting. Comes in 3 bold scents to match your energy.
Scent Options:
- Cinnamon Chai – Spiced, bold, and fully done with your drama
- Lavender – Calm, collected, and definitely not spiraling anymore
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Blackberry Vanilla – Sweet, savage, and healing… but only because we had no choice
Details:
• 9 oz coconut-apricot wax blend
• Burn time: 45–50 hours
• Amber glass jar with gold lid
• Hand-poured in the USA
• Clean burn | Big mood | Zero people-pleasing
Gifting tip: Pair with wine, a journal, and absolutely no apologies.
Note: Scent availability may vary depending on supplier stock. If your selected option is temporarily unavailable, we’ll notify you promptly with options or a full refund.
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Buy 4 or more and get FREE shipping — because your sass deserves to ship for free.
(Offer applies to 9 oz giftable candles only.)
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